Desperate to break out of the recent slump, the Republican Party has commissioned a high-powered team of national branding and marketing experts to help re-shape the party's image. Foremost among the considerations has been a rethink of the party's most sacred symbol, the mighty elephant. After much deliberation, it was concluded that the symbol had come to represent the essence of the party's problems, a lumbering beast who can't seem to forget Reagan. To have a fresh start, the team of experts has made recommendations for new symbols that embody the qualities of the party's current and former elected officials.