Some of the locals in Coconut Grove have requested a suitable note for placement on vehicles whose drivers can't quite get the hang of parking or driving in a reasonable or courteous manner, notably municipal employees who regularly park hither and yon in a manner that would get mere civilians ticketed in an instant. Herewith a possible candidate:

Anyone sufficiently inspired to print and use these tickets can click on the little paper clip symbol over here on the left where you'll find a PDF with three tickets laid out on an 8.5 x 11 inch page.
This post was instigated and egged-on by one Harry Emilio Gottlieb, gadfly extraordinaire.
